The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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