I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
then he tried to convert me to islam
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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