is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I don't deserve a penis
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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