so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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