Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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