Your dad touched me again.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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