I wannas sexs uuuuu
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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