Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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