I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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