We're facebook friends in real life
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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