If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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