i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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