The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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