No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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