drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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