I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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