I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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