I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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