Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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