I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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