it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize