If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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