On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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