So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She is in my trunk
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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