BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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