"it" just moved
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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