Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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