butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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