Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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