we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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