Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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