do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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