I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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