so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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