But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
honey bunches of taint.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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