All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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