his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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