Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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