Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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