Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Randomize
