I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he puts the penis in happiness.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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