He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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