Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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