your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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