this just has baby written all over it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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