What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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