so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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