I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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