yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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