You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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