Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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