I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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