Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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