Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Randomize
