I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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